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NPOP123:
i have an aks story.
NPOP123: so this morning i was woken up by some dude peeing right outside my window where my bed
is . and his cock was right near my face. so im like half asleep and i think "i wanna kick it!!!" so i kicked the window breaking
it , glass shattering hitting his wang and the dude runs off. i now have to fix my window.
I BROKE MY NOSE LAST NIGHT SLAM DANCING TO THE AK'S - Thomas Rossi (to
Spoonboy)
The other night I was hanging out in Matt's room with our friend Michael
and it came up that Michael had never heard the AKs so of course we gave him a demo. Now Chris's room is right next
to Matt's room and he was in there hanging out with this lady named Carin who he hangs out with a lot and we realized that
we were probably disturbing them, so naturally we turned the volume way up and put Divorce Court on repeat and then started
throwing stuffed animals onto the bed they were lying on. Within a matter of minutes the house degenerated into a state
of chaos and people were wrestling on the floor in the kitchen, get locked into rooms or out of the house, climbing out or
in windows or onto the roof and generally running around in a really crazy fashion. About fifteen minutes into this
I thought "I bet if I just unlock the doors and turn the AKs off this whole thing will just calm down in 30 seconds," so I
did, and everybody came in and sat down in the living room and we just hung out as though nothing had happened. - David Combs
(Spoonboy)
aspoonboy: this email i just
got from my friend ryan, one of many converted AKs fans aspoonboy: okay so i just woke up its like 11pm i fell asleep around 5 or 6pm on the back porch was super tired
from physical thereapy and all night online gambling last night but have to write you this dream least what i can patch together
that im still rememberin. so some stuff happened before hand but its kinda based in around my moms house in fayetteville
NC im in like elementary school least tahts how it feels but im my age now with my things goin on. theres some weird stuff
with some people and some weird parts of town seeming like the middle of no where north dakota and flyin to places like minnesota
or something. so the important part is im scootering to school thats really far away like old school little kid scooter withs
mall bike wheels on it not the bullshit rollerblade wheel ones. and im scooterin out of my parents neighborhood and the clouds
are gettin real dark and i see up in this one huge tree this crazy tree fort bein built and notice they are makin it like
6 stories tall and its perty strong everywhere and im stoaked but im late so i have to keep goin but then im like theres no
way i can scooter make it on time and not get caught in this crazy storm so i start to go back and bump into some kids that
are the same age as they were when i was back in high school and they were younger than me and they were discussin how to
get school and they were on the same type of scooters but they were discussing how to get to what was my highschool and then
decided to just walk thru the woods and it was creepy when they went into the woods and at this point i start rolling backwards
but somehow have two scooters one foot and each one and then fall over backwards and hit my head. so then i run to my moms
house and try to borrow a car and i remember her car bein where i turned around for some reason and a werird car in the garage
and some other car like my old one broke down in the other part of the garage and i ask her bout borrowin the car and shes
goin allnuts int he kitchen and the storm is gettin crazier and crazier but not rainin yet and shes slicin an apple in the
palm of her hand and yellin bout how irresponsible i am but to take her car not herbs car (our long time friend he was even
in the delievery room when i was born and have moved around to a lot of the same places we have) so then i grab an orange
and banana and head out a door which leads me into this weird room thats like some church service at my old evangelical "punk"
church. and theres three people up at the left side of the alter (and the door i went thru brought me out right near them
on the alter) and one person has food in his hand givin it to the three others looks to be mostly oatmeal cream pies on gramncrackers
and really messy. and the people are eating it out of his hand till it comes to the last person the gramn crackers somehow
go up the person whos servin the foods arm. and everyones chearin for her to eat it all up and then i hear someone go "BITE
THE WOUND" all aks style. and then a couple people go "BITE IT BITE IT" i look into the crowd and your in the very back of
the room laughin your ass off and theres a couple punk friends of ours in the front row and then i see one run across the
room to them slide on the floor goin "BITE THE WOUND" and then a bunch of peopel are go "BITE IT BITE IT" as she eats the
last bit and i run into the crowd of people goin "BITE THE WOUND" and everyones pillin around each other all sing along style
and then "BITE IT BITE IT" and then im like fuck i have to run so i pick up my orange and naner and run out the door hearin
the aks BITE THE WOUND BITE IT BITE IT on the loud PA and i look back and you and bepstein are int eh back goin nuts but also
goin oh god what have we unleashed at the same time. and then i woke up all crazy like. man that was long and i hope
you get some of it if any. best dream EVER!
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